Tomorrow is the first day of the semester, and as is our tradition, Bwog will be posting all your professors’ opening remarks.

Email all the inspiring/hilarious/insane things your professors say to open the class to bwgossip@columbia.edu so that everyone will be as excited and terrified as you are.

Here are the things that were said to open and close last semester’s classes, and here is a whole batch just from Richard Bulliet.