30 CommentsBwog receives a lot of emails. Still, even Gmailers as jaded as we were curious about the following anonymous correspondence, the subject line of which was “giant vagina in carman elevator! 2:30ish am, Dec 1”
We were hoping there would be an explanatory picture, and oh, was there ever.
No further context was provided, and you know what, we’re okay with that.
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@It looks like... a rosy opening.
Did anyone else have Politics of the American Environment with Sarah Phillips, Fall 2007?
@... The sad part is that it looks like it was drawn.
@that's because no one at Columbia has actually seen one.
@ehhii omg! i hate vagina juice! rice bowl!
@is that a puddle of female ejaculate in the back left corner there?
@Stem I’m glad i didn’t get in the elevator and see it . . ew
@Stem #25 you would. STEM.
@So that's what they look like!
@Judith Shapiro I don’t remember anyone photographing me.
@now.... someone should put up a rasterbation of a dick.
@but dicks are so much uglier.
@What? No way.
@uhhh no they’re not…
also, genital equality!
@VAG! VAG!
@that vagina... it kind of looks like hands folded in prayer…as any self-respecting muff should.
@2012 owes me a fresh pair of pants
@Silly Rabbit I don’t know why but my first mental picture was of a gay guy squealing as he stepped unto the elevator.
Sigh….I’ll be twelve forever.
@lol the elevator looks like a set from a cronenberg movie
@clg well done. actually got a laugh out of jaded ol’ me!
@hehe they must have had fun printing that
@senior i’m proud of 2012 for this one, breathing some fresh life into this place
@Oh WOW I definitely thought that was some sort of monkey at first glimpse… but hahaha, nice job to whomever did this.
@senior good work, i take this as a sign that upcoming classes are of good upstanding character and will continue the proud columbia traditions such as they are.
@Clearly the freshmen yearn for a return to the womb.
@wow Its SO HAIRY!!!!
@Is it? No it’s not. Granted, it’s not clean shaven, but it is obvious that this hair is neatly trimmed.
If I were a better feminist I would rant at you for imposing your norms of hairlessness on this rasterbated vagina.
@rasterbation just got taken to a whole new level (hehe elevator pun).
http://homokaasu.org/rasterbator/
@senior didn’t this happen in some kind of a chemistry class a few years ago?
anyway, HILARIOUS; i wholeheartedly approve. i agree on the nsfw jump, though. i am in avery cafe and not entirely sure whether it is safe for architecture students, either.
@barnard damn you columbia college! shamelessly riding the coattails of our enormously popular Vag which will be opening soon… have you no shame?
@umm a nsfw jump is probably necessary..