Missed Connections: Lost Love and Make-Up Exams

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If you recall, a while ago Bwog tried it’s hand at Craigslist’s Missed Connections for Columbia students.  While the primary object of longing was Hawkmadinejad, the rest of the student body was not impressed.  However, a tipster showed us that Craigslist had a few Columbia-related connections, just waiting to be brought together.  Bwog, in a rare attempt to give back to the community, is spreading these messages in order to unite these fated lovers.

Lost love in butler – m4w

You worked in butler at the RBML, then one day just disappeared. They said you had quit. Definitely took work down more than one notch.

You-Blonde, tall, wears boots, full of smiles.

Me-Darker blonde, not as tall, totally dressed down…always.


treadmills and discussion on direction – m4w

We first met eye to eye on the mcbain treadmills. You kept checking me out. I thought you looked great. Then maybe there again another time or so.

Finally we “met” one time and you asked me for directions.

I saw you a day or so later on the treadmills. I went to get a snack merely because I had the munchies. We talked, i laughed then walked away. Don’t really remember much.

We stopped and smiled the other at at the door. You held it for me as I hoped you would. I should have talked to you then. And now this because I am dumb as hell.

Girl with glasses eating slice of pizza at Pinnacle today – m4w

This is for the girl I saw today at Pinnacle near Columbia University around 12:45 or so. You have glasses, and were drinking a Yellow Vitamin Water and eating a slice of pizza with what appeared to be spinach on it. Anyway, if you read this I justed wanted to say that you are very cute. How about next time we eat together?

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  1. ahh  

    i wish someone noticed me once in a while! and had the guts to actually ask me out.

  2. NEWS BWOG!  

    Prezbo was assaulted on his run in central park this morning ... where are you at on this bwog?

  3. john jay m4w  

    we met going up in the elevator once. i cracked a few jokes. you laughed politely. you got off at seven. i got off at nine. went down two floors. snuck in your room while you were in the bathroom and stole all of your underwear.

    Anyway, if you read this I justed wanted to say that you are very cute. How about next time we eat together?

  4. tall, blonde & boots  

    I didn't quit. I just took another shift. you know, because you stared at me creepily week after week while I tried my best to ignore you.

  5. it's sad  

    how mean and jaded bwog commenters on.

    these are cute.

  6. oh no  

    i'm pretty sure i know the fellow who fell in love on a mcbain treadmill.

    treadmill girl, if you are reading this, he's a doll, and comes highly recommended!

  7. no, bwog  

    this is creepy. please stop.

    • Just Think

      There is always that person you've seen since freshman year, but you've never actually met. Your anonymous crush that has lasted through thick and thin and through your failed relationships. Don't you ever want to finally talk to that person?

  8. bwog p4p  

    Poster looking for Poster

    Hi. A lot of the times we end up commenting in the same thread. I usually try to make a witty comment, but you always get there first with your hilarious puns. Problem is that, by the time I arrive, a bunch of other people have shown up and posted, and I'm kinda shy. Sometimes I jump the gun and post first so that, when you come in shortly afterwards, we can be alone, but you never show up. I know you are on a Columbia network because of the blue crown next to the timestamp. How about we riff one day?

  9. personally  

    I'm in love with Adrien Tomine.

  10. can we  

    bring back bwog's old personals??

  11. Anonymous  

    y'all forgot this one, which is sort of related.

  12. adrian tomine  

    is absolutely amazing.

  13. ???  

    beautiful girl in 209?

  14. Rayan dolferberg

    I am addicted to Almost Connected ( - CraigsList is old....!!

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