AltSpec: Please Make It Stop (Edition)

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Entrenched in finals, begging for mercy.  Outside the reading rooms, the real world keeps working.


Starting with the good stuff:  CollegeOTR may have been correct in saying Columbians are “oversexed“:  A Columbia sex ed professor (oh yes, we have those) is worried about the rise of what a popular television show termed “What What in the Butt” among teens.  Yikes.  But another Columbia professor has shown that using protection is actually sexy.  Alice! is pleased, since hookups are totally replacing dates.


The best way to communicate with extremists is to do it in their own language.  And hope that they read what you give them.  Unfortunately, some of them will still hate PrezBo.

The Internet

Columbians in charge of the Pulitzer in journalism have decided that the Internet is real.  And an exciting proposition: the music industry is considering blanket licensing for universities, and Columbia witnessed the presentation.

Thirteen Alert!

Two of the winners of the Siemens Competition in Math, Science and Technology have applied early decision to Columbia, but Bwog can’t ascertain whether they got in.  One has a perfect GPA, a perfect SAT score, and seven AP classes under her belt.  Under the gaze of Alma Mater, however, everyone slides down the totem pole a little bit.

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  1. some  

    the hookup article was written by a charles blow.

  2. woooo  

    Zionists! So quick to forget that PrezBo has been the Jewish community's biggest ass-kisser. (see: the follow-up to the Brit academic boycott of Israel)

  3. Aww!  

    Who are the guys playing carols at the 116th Street gates? They completely made my week!

  4. er....  

    Typical of the pious to hate those who disagree with doctrine...

  5. that kid...

    must be Neo. Remind him, in JJ, there are no spoons.

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