New vending machines in Butler Cafe and Uris are getting macho and crunchy, respectively.
The B-School cafeteria, which already basically monopolizes the other vending machines on this campus anyway, is offering FreshDirect microwaveables: Rosa Mexicano Chicken and Cheese Enchiladas with Ranchera Sauce, Terrance Brennan Beef Bourguignon with Egg noodles, and Wild Alaskan Halibut with Wild Chile Sauce. Uris: the new Per Se!
The new Butler selections are a bizarre and frightening array of new energy drinks: some banal Vitamin Water selections, and an array of Slap Energy drinks, in Low Calorie Frost, Crisp Apple Green Tea, Blue Agave, and, of course, Full Throttle.
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@Sanchez How about the fact that the fucking drinks in the EC vending machines now cost $1.60? What kind of awkward ass amount is a dollar and sixty cents?
@The King of Spain Slap energy drink is disgusting, and I seriously recommend never drinking it.
@Anonymous I dig the apple one
@Nick Frost Low Calorie Rules!!
@skimpier Soon “The B-School cafeteria, which already basically monopolizes the other vending machines on this campus anyway”
What does that even mean? A cafeteria can’t monopolize vending machines.
@Who doesn’t love a slap party?
@SLAP Check out Columbia’s SLAP Energy Drink facebook group! Join, and get your friends to join too! The more interest we get, the more inclined we are to throw SLAP parties and hand out free cans…so check it out!
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=139209969920&ref=ts
@Alum It’s bourguignon. Come on kids, you study at Columbia!
@Hans Thanks, fixed!
@Anonymous how do you get rid of the damn enlarged photos after you see them?
BWOG FAIL
@... You click on the x on the lower right corner of the photo…
@bahaha Commenter fail
@Hans You can click on the darkened area or the ‘x’ in the lower right.
@The Palindrome SLAP PALS
@Anonymous freshdirect! score!