In CC taking UW in IAB after NSOP and COBOP? NP! Alright freshpeople, we know you’ve just been thrust into a world where 3/4 of the rest of the population seems to speak in just letters. Here’s a quick little guide to campus acronyms and initialisms we’ve put together to help you out:
The Schools
- CC – Columbia College. Columbia’s largest undergraduate school famed for its Core Curriculum.
- SEAS – School of Engineering and Applied Science. Note the lack of an “s” at the end of “Science” and realize that if you ever call it “Fu” or “Fu Foundation,” your friends will never let you live it down.
- GS – General Studies. Common abbreviation for the School of General Studies, Columbia’s undergraduate school for “nontraditional” students.
- BC – Barnard College. The all-women’s college across Broadway from Columbia’s main campus.
- TC – Teacher’s College. North of the main campus. They train teachers.
- JTS/UTS – Jewish Theological Seminary/Union Theological Seminary. These are not the same, even though both are theological schools affiliated with Columbia.
- SoA – School of the Arts. Offers the MFA degree and more importantly, James Franco.
- SIPA – School of International and Public Affairs.
- GSAS – Graduate School of Arts and Sciences.
- GSAPP – Graduate School of Architecture, Planning and Preservation.
- CUSSW– Columbia University School of Social Work
The Government
(Check out our Guide to Student Government for a more in-depth explanation of these groups and other student gov’ goodness)
- CCSC – Columbia College Student Council. Represents CC (let’s see how fast you learn) students.
- ESC – Engineering Student Council. Represents SEAS students.
- SGA – Student Government Association. Represents Barnard students.
- GSSC – General Students Student Council. Represents GS students.
The Bureaucracy
- ABC – Activities Board at Columbia. Governing board that funds (non-political, -spiritual, or -activist) student groups on campus. Being on ABC is a very powerful position, and it’s to a club’s advantage to have good friends on the board.
- SGB – Student Governing Board. Funds the other stuff (“religious, spiritual, political, ideological, humanitarian, or activist in nature”).
- CCE – Center for Career Education. Located in the lower level of East Campus, CCE can help you find jobs, critique your résumé, or even set up interviews.
- CSA – Center for Student Advising. The umbrella organization that your (four-year, non-major) advisor falls under.
- IGC – Inter-Greek Council. Governing board for the fraternities and sororities, which can’t be overseen by the ABC or SGB.
The Lifelines
- CPS – Columbia Psychological Services. With main headquarters on Lerner 8 and satellite offices all over campus, CPS offers free therapy to anyone who has paid the Health Services fee.
- CAVA – Columbia Area Volunteer Ambulance. Also known as Columbia University Emergency Medical Services, CAVA is known for helping your super drunk friends. “Getting CAVA’d” is seen by some as a right of passage in Carman and CAVA’s number, 212-854-5555, is worth programming into your phone.
- RA – Resident Adviser. There is one per floor or every few floors in a dorm. Consult these people for your daily needs (vacuum, getting sexiled, condoms, etc.).
- CA – Community Adviser. A sort of “super RA,” CAs sit towards the top of the housing hierarchy, usually on a high floor.
The First Bonds
- NSOP – New Student Orientation Program. Occurs the week before school starts and before most non-freshmen move in. For some, a week forever blurred by alcohol. For others, The Most Fun Ever. For most, it’s fine and you want college to start already (September 7th, kids!)
- COÖP – Columbia Outdoor Orientation Program. Composed of three outdoor pre-move in programs: COHOP (hiking), COROP (river canoeing), and COBOP (biking). Vshow 116 caricatured the COÖP cult: summoned by a conch call, COÖPers worshiped a frisbee. We know it was the single greatest experience of your life, ever. Now, ssshhh.
- CUE – Columbia Urban Experience. Another pre-move in program, though CUE participants stay in the city and don’t talk about poop as much.
The Neighborhood
- EC – East Campus. A primarily junior/senior residence hall with coveted townhouses, EC offering ample suite space for Saturday night shit shows. Party-goers are plagued by indecision. EC’s far from the physically nicest senior housing, but still, it’s the most fun, provided you’re okay with vomit in the elevators.
- IAB – International Affairs Building. Home to SIPA. Some people incorrectly refer to the building as SIPA when IAB is its actual name; debate ensues. Check out the roof for one of those transcendent “I love Columbia” moments.
- LLC – Living-Learning Center. Comprising Hartley and Wallach Halls, the LLC has a mandatory application process for prospective residents (except for freshmen). It’s known for having a stricter noise and alcohol policy than most other dorms, but that doesn’t really stop people from getting crazy.
The Education
- CC – Contemporary Civilization (not to be confused with Columbia College). Part of the Core; essentially a “Greatest Hits of Philosophy” course. CC students take this in their second year.
- CULPA – Columbia Underground Listing of Professor Ability. Provides students a space to review professors and classes. Recently, CULPA introduced the Oracle, which provides predictions for which sections of Core classes profs will likely teach (these aren’t available during course registration).
- MMA – Michele Moody-Adams. Dean of CC and VP of Undergraduate Education. Also acceptable: MiMoo.
- NINJa – NINJa Is Not Jake. Columbia’s network of printers. See our guide to read about how to take the most advantage of them!
- TA – Teaching Assistant. Responsible for grading, proctoring, and other things actual professors don’t want to do.
- UW – University Writing. A semester-long writing course that is taken by all students in their first year.
The Entertainment
- CMTS – Columbia Musical Theatre Society. They put on musicals throughout the year, and your CMTS will make you go. Columbia has several students with serious Broadway creds and other talented performers, so prepare to be pleasantly surprised.
- CTV – Columbia Television. Television run by Columbia students with original programming as well as a news show. We just don’t know anyone who watches it…except when they’re high…but still not so much.
- CUFP – Columbia University Film Productions. The school’s film club. They make movies.
- CUMB – Columbia University Marching Band. Columbia’s scramble band that plays during football games and other events. They are best known for Orgo Night, when the band marches into Butler 209 the day before the Orgo final and puts on an irreverent comedy show.
- CUPS – Columbia University Photography Society. These are the people you see wandering around with cameras so fancy that they need their own acronym guide.
- NOMADS – New and Original Material Authored and Directed by Students. They put on original works throughout the year, and your NOMAD pals will make you go.
- TIC – Ticket and Information Center. The booth in the lobby of Lerner where you can get tickets for shows and events, as well as discounted movie tickets. Movie ticket prices in NYC are astronomical, so TIC will save you serious dough.
- WKCR/WBAR – Not really acronyms, but rather call signs for the radio stations run by Columbia and Barnard, respectively.
The Community
- CCO – Columbia Community Outreach. Sponsors a day when Columbia students volunteer to help the greater New York community. A lot of Columbians volunteer on other days too; many just don’t talk about it.
- CQA – Columbia Queer Alliance. A place for the LGBTQ community. They sponsor First Friday and recently been vocal in advocating for gender neutral housing.
- CPU & CPR – Columbia Political Union & Columbia Political Review. Non-partisan political organizations that is probably most known for publishing their magazine, the Columbia Political Review.
- IRC – Intercultural Resource Center. Located on Frat Row, the IRC houses students pursuing, according to the website, slef-discovery and intercultural exchanges.
- OMA – Office of Multicultural Affairs. Does what it sounds like it does.
- ROOTEd – Respecting Ourselves and Others Through Education. Under the OMA, this group is dedicated to exploring issues related to diversity in the U.S.
And they’re a billion other religious and cultural groups with punchy acronyms. Check out this list! Go crazy!
Things That are NOT Acronyms
- Bwog – It’s actually a portmanteau. You know, French and shit.
Did we miss any? We’ve tried to cover the major ones here, but feel free to add more in the comments!
20 Comments
@Anonymous The vast majority of students at TC are not training to be teachers. There are WAY cheaper schools where you can do that.
@Anonymous I believe that the roof of IAB has (sadly) been locked recently. It looks like Facilities installed a new lock on the door. One less “I love Columbia moment” I guess.
@The Bureaucracy CI- Community Impact
An umbrella organization for 25 community service groups ranging from youth programs to job empowerment & education programs that is located in Earl Hall.
@errrrr PrezBo?
@More Theater CUP – Columbia University Players
They put on straight plays throughout the semester
CUPAL – Columbia University Performing Arts League
A coalition group made up of members of every other performing arts group, CUPAL is responsible for organizing and structuring entire semesters of shows and also sponsors productions that do not fall into the missions of the other theater groups.
@The one acronym 2014 needs to know: STFU
@Hooah GTL.
@Kinkster CV = Conversio Virium, the BDSM education group on campus. http://www.conversiovirium.org
@Anonymous I don’t recognize half of the acronyms on this list and I’ve been here for one whole year.
@More Acronyms CUMC – Columbia University Medical Center. Full of doctors. And science. Located far away (168th St.), so you won’t hear much about them, except when they discover the latest cure for various diseases and whatnot. It constitutes 50% of the university budget.
CUSFS – Columbia University Science Fiction Society. Membership is what you expect.
SSOL – Student Services Online. Register for classes, check grades, update your contact information, fill up your Flex and Dining Dollars.
To be technical, WBAR isn’t a real radio station anymore (no FCC license), so it doesn’t have a call sign.
@Note about CPS It’s free, but after 10 visits, they make you go an outside doc.
@not so there is no technical limit to how many CPS appointments you may receive, but it’s just simply not intended as a long term service because the staff is too small. if you’re judged to be someone who would benefit from regular therapy, they send you to a neighborhood doctor who takes cu insurance.
don’t be scared of cps people! 75% of columbia undergrads go at least once during their four years.
@cps is free cps may not be top-quality, but neither is the free food that various clubs give out every night. given the ridiculous prices of manhattan shrinks, i think it makes perfect sense to take advantage of cps.
@Escapee SDA – Student Development and Activities. A pernicious branch of the Division of Student Affairs ostensibly dedicated to nurturing and guiding student groups and developing fun programming for students on Campus. In reality a woefully under-staffed over-burdened office that compensates for their inability to actually come up with ways to improve your quality of life by drowning you in paperwork and byzantine rules. Located on Lerner 5.
MEALAC – Middle East and Asian Languages and Cultures. The local fault line of geopolitical quagmire that has its roots in a story you’ll read in Genesis during Lit Hum.
LDEO – Lamont-Doherty Earth Observatory. A 157 acre campus in the Palisades where where a lot of geological science research gets done. It’s now part of the “Earth Institute.” A shuttle between Morningside and Lamont makes stops on Amsterdam outside Schermerhorn.
@Anonymous lamont love.
@MEALAC doesn’t exist anymore. It’s MESAAS–the Department of Middle Eastern, South Asian, and African Studies………aka the other.
@Anonymous Don’t forget our fearless leaders:
PresBo = President (Lee) Bollinger (CU)
DSpar = (President) Deborah Spar (BC)
@Books.] cusafte CUSP – Columbia University Scholar’s Program
@Anonymous KCST – King’s Crown Shakespeare Troupe
@Hooah GTL, bwog. GTL.