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Toasty!
Procrastinating instead of reading Politics, Bwog was scrolling aimlessly through the sidebar of its iTunes library when “FREE WEEZY” caught its eye. Thus a quest began, and Bwog has spent the last weeks feverishly scrolling through iTunes and checking available Wi-Fi networks for the cleverest and most outlandish. If you think we missed a good one, leave it in the comments.
iTunes Libraries
- Aaron Phillips‘ Library
- Bob Loblaw’s Law Blog
- BORA has nice music
- c.v.s.
- foomp.
- FREE WEEZY
- music FOR ME
- Newfun
- NO! I don’t want butter on my toast
- Oh, yes…you may butter my toast allllll you want
- planetary systems
- Poopie
- RAAAAAAA
- Shallow Mailbox
- Tyra’s Hot Shiz
- Virus!! Don’t Click!
Wi-Fi Networks
- Aurelia Aurita
- clown
- Dragon’s Breath
- ExoticBallhairCompetition
- FRATPARTY
- golagy
- GoldCheetah
- Heathbar Net
- IT’S SO FLUFFY
- South Africa
- lock and load
- NOURtorious G
- Ocampo
- snorlax
- stegosaurus
- The Kremlin
- White Castle
Image from Wikimedia Commons
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@anon OneRouterToRuleThemAll
@Wien KentuckyFriedPimps
@poop electril feel!
@EC wifi in ec:
skullfuckers
hamilton’s ghost
itunes;
tobias funke
@supersenior when i was a freshman i had my itunes library listed as “suck my balzac”
@RMS $ host ihatedhcp.cc.columbia.edu
ihatedhcp.cc.columbia.edu has address 128.59.5.6
@Anonymous what is this server?
@RMS Probably a CUIT employee’s desktop that is no longer in use.
@RMS No, actually that subnet (128.059.5.0/24) looks like a DHCP testbed of some sort. testdhcp.cc.columbia.edu is in there along with a 155 dynamic addresses.
@hey what happened to ninjapimps, you used to be able to see it in butler 202.
oh the good ol days
@in 620 116th ‘goosepiles’ and ‘nopants’
@schap wifi Compton
@Anonymous In the frontiers lecture… one of the WiFi’s was “frontiers sucks” hahahhaa
@Old Fart I remember when iTunes library names were a proto-social network. People would list their room number and or screen name (assuming you were plugged into your room ethernet, you were usually only seeing computers also in the same dorm). Make friends with music!
@Anonymous Schapiro is boring. Step it up, fuckers.
@schapiro itunes there’s one called “My Social Security # Is…”
@Anonymous Harmony WiFi: FERGALICIOUS, Tar Pit Heaven
@Anonymous sometimes i get this wifi account called “Columbia University”
@Anonymous The Champagne Room…
@Person Oh Psi Upsilon, you lovable scamps!
@Over on Riverside... There’s a wi-fi called “IAMTHEINTERNETS”
@JJ iTunes “Holdin McGroin”
“Prince of Spades”
“fahhhhhhck”
That’s with six – count ’em – six h’s.
@CC14 John Jay wi-fi: Ahnkmorpork
@Dear People, I actually prefer to have butter all over me
Yours truly,
Toast
@uh Well, I prefer to spread my goodness all over something with a hole in it, like a bagel.
Regrets,
Butter
@Unfortunately . . . for butter, anything toasted is crusty.
@anonymous mj ain’t dead
@Anonymous WIFI around 112th street: Home Sweet Home
so cute!
@dear bwog according to Strunk, all possessive singulars of nouns are formed by adding (‘s), whatever the final consonant. correction: Aaron Phillips’s Library. The only exception to this is when using ancient names that end in -us, -es, or -is. (e.g. “Charles’s computer” but “Achilles’ heel.”)
@correction Bwog did not create this WiFi name, thus Bwog is not responsible for its grammatical errors. Bwog is merely reporting the name, comma catastrophes and all.
@Actually, in that case, you would say “the heel of Achilles.”
Source: “Elements of Style”
@Anonymous there’s a WiFi network you can pick up on the lawns called “The Iliad is like Gangster Rap”
@shiii- And JJ itunes: fahhhhhhhhk.
@Yes they are JJ wifi: “Hippopotamuses are cruel.”
@The Hippo That’s mine! Wooo.
@Anonymous Hogan Wifi: SnapeNode
@Anonymous wifi from Carman last year
8================D
@Person This was one of the greats. Also, after a few minutes of trial and error I discovered the password was 12345678.
@CC '11 iTunes from JJ freshman year (the only year I really fully appreciated access to everyone else’s music):
Good Shit Lollipop
@WiFi FearMySpiceRack
@Hooah Bwog, I like this a lot. This is you at your best.
@FREE WEEZY Yeah, I’m free weezy. It’s been that way since last year. My roommates WIFI network is “DatNewNew”
@Janelle 600 W116th Wifi: Shrimps gone wild
@Janelle 600 W116th st Wifi: Shrimps gone wild
@Anonymous Wifi: Team Edward.
(wish I was kidding)
@Anonymous KentuckyFriedPimps
@Hartley 2A Are you an old Hartley 2Aer. friend?
@Anonymous He means Wallach 2Cer (And possibly now a Wien 4er)
@Wallach 2C In the house!
@Anonymous EC iTunes: asstitties
EC Wifi: Maiden China
@Anonymous Wifi network: Arioso Hates Cheese
@Anonymous iTunes: George Bush’s cocaine
@hmmm.... and so the tradition of having whacky Itunes and WIFI names begins
@Anonymous EC wifi: Donatella Moss
(West wing schwat??)
@Anonymous ezra koenig’s library