Originally, Bingo was a lottery game called “Il Giuoco del Lotto d’Italia” invented and played in Italy around 1530. Usually, Bingo is a game played by your great aunt. Today, Bingo is a game that will make your procrastination dreams come true.
Here’s how to play: sit in Butler. Look at the game board. Scroll over each square to read its description. Look around you. When you observe something that corresponds with a square on the board, click that square to fill it in. When you get five in a row, stand up, shout “BINGO!” and do a little dance. Then pat yourself on the back and feel accomplished that you actually did something while in Butler.
And just like at Pleasant Oaks Community Center, each time you play is a whole new experience. Every time you refresh this page, the board randomizes and the positions of the squares change. So play a new game every time you’re in Butler, and good luck with finals!
Move your mouse over a bingo square to read its description.
39 Comments
@I saw an old man with a toothbrush in the second floor men’s bathroom in Butler. He was using said toothbrush to clean his dentures.
@I am going to hold my pen up to my mouth, hopefully seductively, in Butler tonight just so everyone around me will win! (and subsequently go back to work feeling productive. =D)
@Anonymous There should be a “You see someone else playing Butler Bingo” square.
@hrmph well i just failed a class.
@Anonymous THOSE ARE SO TRU!!! LOVE em!!
@Anonymous Love Butler Bingo.
@Anonymous how about,
see barnard girl eat second brownie/muffin.
@Anonymous but how could you tell if she’s a Barnard girl if she’s not wearing a Barnard sweatshirt?
@Obvious She will be wearing a Columbia sweatshirt…
@joshyloshy I saw all about attempting to access bored@butler this weekend.
You may also want to add: you see someone in carman masturbating or coming out of a shower naked from the butler windows.
@Anonymous fuck yeah bwog tech
@Anonymous I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BWOG
@hay guys i don’t see a bingo board. where is it.
@Anish Try a Gecko or Webkit based browser like Safari, Firefox, or Chrome.
@Chrome user Not seeing it in (Mac) Chrome.
@Chrome user … And as soon as I posted I could see it
@Hans What browser are you using?
@Major Payne For the win. This makes me want to go tell the story of the little engine that could…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIRna9Q4l_g
@Anonymous When is Cornish’s Organic Chemistry Final??? Friday? MOnday?? Please I can’t find the date!!
@let me guess... you can’t find harmony either?
@dope weed in 303 last night dank as shit
@italian-speaking person not giuoco is what i was trying to say
@my comp might be screwed up or i could just be retarded but where is the board?
@David There was a minor technical glitch, but it’s fixed now. Hurray!
@Chrome dev channel doesn’t seem to support it. Firefox does though.
@italian-speaking person *gioco dal lotto
gioco = game
@Anonymous yeah, but in 1530, they did not speak modern standard italian. especially since they didn’t mention where in Italy it was invented.
@hey freshman! 1) tonight
2) tonight
3) later
also, im disturbed by how many of these i do on my own.
@i love this!!
@when are the following: 1)orgo night
2)midnight breakfast
3)primal scream
@Anish 1) Tonight at 11:59 p.m. in Butler 209
2) Tonight at 11:00 p.m.
3) Sunday night
@Anonymous actually midnight breakfast is open to barnard first-years at 11:00, all the other barnard students at 11:30, and the CU community at large at 12:00
@It randomly generates, so cool, reload the page, reload the page, that, right there, is epic.
@Bwog is the bomb
@Anonymous Thanks Bwog! Just what we needed!
@BWOG YOU ARE MY HERO
@Anonymous This is why you’re the shit, Bwog.
@Anonymous YES win Bwog
@omg you guys 209 is not full of people tonight.