24 CommentsFinals got you down? Then you can verbally vent your frustrations by participating in the Primal Scream. The guide for new students:
- If your clock or watch is not auto-synced to the NIST’s Cesium Fountain Atomic Clock (i.e. the Internet), make sure you’ve set it correctly. When in doubt, Bwog recommends a cell phone for superior accuracy.
- At midnight, open your window or go outside.
. Loudly. It should sound like this. Morningside Heights residents will wonder if you’ve been “skewered,” apparently.- Keep it short. Some of you will be tempted to scream for more than three minutes. Ignore this temptation.
. Loudly. It should 
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@to the second screamer on the 403 recording: your bravery will forever inspire me. your scream, breaking a pause that nobody thought could ever be broken, will always be with me. i will always hear it in my ears…screaming. forever.
@Anonymous The cursor of evil doom.
It is laughing at my thoughts.
I can not stop but for the fear of the cursor’s rhythmic laugh
My mind pauses for one second
Yet the cursor does not wait
It blinks at me
Bashfully, like it expected better of me.
I try to keep it appeased, by
Typing as quickly as I can, for
Perhaps if my words flow to the paper
Quickly enough, the cursor will stay
Straight as a line, solid and unbreakable
But in fact, no, no, I can never do well enough
For it, for it will never stop, but I will
Eventually.
As the waves of imagination
Crash on the shore of deadlines
(I have a paper due in 9 hours
And 26 minutes)
The beach of progress seems affected
But for an instant, it is possible to see
The sand castle of impregnability
Slowly dissolving by the force of the strident water.
But no! Look to the north! Therein
lies a small child, no!, a fleet of small children
Of dimensions multifaceted, small and short
And tall and fat, unattractive all
Building more, more sand castles
Of various types
Not only of impregnability
But of impenetrability, unperturbitude,
And impermeability.
@--- I love Willie!!!
@Hmm Alternatively: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilhelm_scream
@who was the tool in ec that had to scream 2 minutes after everybody else was done?
@I think can we have something a little less lame to relieve stress? maybe at least a fucking undie run?
@Mr. December Let’s bring it back.
@How about A fucking orgie? right? relieve stress? right? right? orgie anyone anyone??? orgie? my place?
@Student Pumped for Orgo Night How about ORGO night! No, seriously when is orgo night? I thought it was suppose to be tonight???
@Anonymous last year there was an epic snow ball fight. That was a great stress relief.
Also, in the spring there was a pillow fight. I guess there was no planning for this year?
@snowball fight http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgMfaI8iY3Y
@More like... …there was no SNOW for this year.
@CURFC Still going…..
@housing advice if you want a place where the primal scream feels like a funeral service, live in River
@Hans I hear ya, bro. Oh wait, no I don’t.
@Not screaming My non-Columbia, middle-aged neighbor: “Shut up you fucking assholes!”
@YOU KNOW WHAT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
@Anonymous Aaahhhhhh
I had to poop really bad. So I can’t scream outside
@AAAA... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
@AAAA.... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@its pretty calm in here sbut
@can i scream in 4th floor butler?
@come on! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhnYPecc1YE&feature=related
@Anonymous i’ll just leave this here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tt_ro2aerQg