Hi all,

Over the past week, we’ve been flooded with personals submissions and nominations. Love is in the air…or somewhere. Anyways, we’ve really enjoyed playing cupid, but now it’s time to put down the bow and arrow. Personals get kinda boring after a while, and we can’t afford to keep shelling out $10.

All is not lost! You guys obviously want to go out with people, so DO IT. As it turns out, some chill people actually go here, and being such a negative-Nancy will only leave you alone in your single. And while Bwog won’t continue to do all the hard work, we’ll do the best we can to keep you stimulated.

You may remember that every once in a while, Bwog publishes explicit erotic content. We’d like you to help us continue this endeavor, so after you get some, tell us about it. Or just use your imagination. Either way, you can submit your silliest, strangest and sexiest to BwogSex. Through this anonymous form, no one can possibly know your identity.

Be safe, kids! FYI, this was spotted at Rite Aid

Then again, if risqué reportage is not your style, no worries. Always original and eminently reliable, Fox News got the inside scoop on Columbia hookup culture. Apparently it’s this new thing… As one anchor pithily puts it: “you go to a party, you drink a little bit, you see something you like.”

Still, it’s not always that easy. Love is blind, forsaken, and unrequited. Love, friends, is a battlefield. So send us your Dear Bwog questions, and our Love Sergeant, a self-described “decent heterosexual male Suzy May,” will offer his words of wisdom.

And just like that, we attempted to tactfully tell y’all that we’re no longer setting you guys up, that you should do it yourself instead, and that you can share your problems and sex stories with us. Aren’t we so classy…