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We imagine the battle will look something like this.
We apologize for being a little late to the game on this one (the events began yesterday), but Clash of the Classes is finally here! As of Friday, we hear that the juniors are in the lead with 1820 points, followed by the freshmen with 1170. You’d think the seniors are slackin’ with only 180 points, but the true slacker title belongs to the sophs—they haven’t scored a single point! If class pride is your thing, now is the time to defend your year’s dignity! And of course, there’s an added incentive: the winning class gets a barbecue on Sunday in its honor!
If any of these events tickle your fancy, sign up to participate here.
Water War: Saturday, April 9 at 3 pm, Ancel Plaza (outside EC)
Water Balloon Tossing: Saturday, April 9 at 3 pm, EC Bridge
Soccer Tournament: Saturday, April 9 at 7 pm, Levien Gym
Dodgeball Tournament: Sunday, April 10 at 10 am, University Gym
Men on Horseback via Wikimedia Commons
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@Anonymous who cares
@fuck this i’m on a boat bitch.
@hmm On second thought, an appropriately geeky title for this would’ve been “Class Struggle.”
@Anonymous the flyers make it look like it’s titled “crash of the crasses”
@stop calling it a bbq burgers and hot dogs are not bbq. You’re having a cook out or you are grilling. damn yankees.
@CC '13 it’s because all of 2013 was drunk on a boat last night
@something something something marx
@sophomores were busy kickin it on the 2013 boat party
@well What, no quiz bowl/jeopardy component?
@Agreed The facebook event says “Compete against other classes in games of soccer, TRIVIA, dodgeball, water fight and tug of war.” But the closest event to that is a DDR/smash bros. event, which already happened.
@Junior I had never heard of this until now.
@sophomore i didn’t know ANYTHING about this event
@Anonymous its coz the seniors just don’t care anymore and the sophomores are too busy failing their classes…
@... say what?
@Hmmm look at columbia trying to copy barnard’s greek games!
@no time for this! but i’ll go to the bbq.