We imagine the battle will look something like this.

We apologize for being a little late to the game on this one (the events  began yesterday), but Clash of the Classes is finally here! As of Friday, we hear that the juniors are in the lead with 1820 points, followed by the freshmen with 1170. You’d think the seniors are slackin’ with only 180 points, but the true slacker title belongs to the sophs—they haven’t scored a single point! If class pride is your thing, now is the time to defend your year’s dignity! And of course, there’s an added incentive: the winning class gets a barbecue on Sunday in its honor!

If any of these events tickle your fancy, sign up to participate here.

Water War: Saturday, April 9 at 3 pm, Ancel Plaza (outside EC)

Water Balloon Tossing: Saturday, April 9 at 3 pm, EC Bridge

Soccer Tournament: Saturday, April 9 at 7 pm, Levien Gym

Dodgeball Tournament: Sunday, April 10 at 10 am, University Gym

Men on Horseback via Wikimedia Commons