Twenty-fifteen, we know you think you know a lot. That is why campus is filled with conversation like this:
[Group of COOP freshpeople walking up Broadway]
Freshgirl: “I am like in love with Banksy.”
Freshboy: “Yeah he’s like a big deal.”
But there’s so much left to learn. Bwog rounded up some of the things that now seem so commonplace it’s almost silly. But we were in your shoes once, and we’re here to help. The trick to this guide is to read Urban Dictionary when no one is looking:
- American cheese isn’t real cheese
- Blacking out
- Brostep
- Candyflipping
- Chipotle
- Disco naps
- Drunch
- Dubstep
- Ekphrasis
- Fixed gear bikes
- Fruit Ninja
- Four Loko
- Heteronormativity
- Natty Ice
- Pregaming
- Re-gaming
- Shotski
- Telos
- Tofucken
- Tapas
- Weezy
10 Comments
@bahahaha candyflipping… oh the memories…
@Anonymous Can’t believe you left “Social Construct” off the list.
@Anonymous American cheese is, for all intents and purposes, cheese. Not calling it cheese is kind of splitting hairs.
@Gin Rummy Oh shit. These were some serious unknown unknowns!
@Lollerpops In some parts, American cheese is classified as a “cheese analogue”
@Were You Aware? Not only is American cheese not real cheese, but it is also the devil.
@Umm What about the Sandwich Guy?
@Let me guess Tabes? Uh Uh Uhhh
But then again GWubs would approve since Bwog is def great satire so I guess I am forced to approve of your witchy broom witchery
@COOP SHOTSKI
@SKI TEAM SKI TEAM