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Things You Never Knew You Never Knew

Twenty-fifteen, we know you think you know a lot. That is why campus is filled with conversation like this:

[Group of COOP freshpeople walking up Broadway]
Freshgirl: “I am like in love with Banksy.”
Freshboy: “Yeah he’s like a big deal.”

But there’s so much left to learn. Bwog rounded up some of the things that now seem so commonplace it’s almost silly. But we were in your shoes once, and we’re here to help. The trick to this guide is to read Urban Dictionary when no one is looking:

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  • COOP says:

    @COOP SHOTSKI

    1. SKI TEAM says:

      @SKI TEAM SKI TEAM

  • Umm says:

    @Umm What about the Sandwich Guy?

    1. Let me guess says:

      @Let me guess Tabes? Uh Uh Uhhh

      But then again GWubs would approve since Bwog is def great satire so I guess I am forced to approve of your witchy broom witchery

  • Were You Aware? says:

    @Were You Aware? Not only is American cheese not real cheese, but it is also the devil.

  • Lollerpops says:

    @Lollerpops In some parts, American cheese is classified as a “cheese analogue”

  • Gin Rummy says:

    @Gin Rummy Oh shit. These were some serious unknown unknowns!

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous American cheese is, for all intents and purposes, cheese. Not calling it cheese is kind of splitting hairs.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Can’t believe you left “Social Construct” off the list.

  • bahahaha says:

    @bahahaha candyflipping… oh the memories…

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