It’s been hard to ignore the onslaught of sex-related tips we’ve received lately, so please consider this a PSA: stop being so immature! Seriously, you guys, just cut it out. Because we at Bwog think potty humor, euphemistic headlines, and double-entendre-ridden tags are totally juvenile and not funny. At all.

In fact, we didn’t even begin to crack a smile at the following reconstruction of Carman 8’s bulletin board. Nor did we do that embarrassing snort-y thing in public to keep from releasing even one beat of a chuckle:

It would probably be for the best if whoever takes down this display wears a pair (or nine) of gloves.

Same goes for this warning sign, posted above a bag of free condoms on Furnald 7. We interpreted the sentiment with complete sincerity, and support the effort:

Nip slips, however, will still be permitted and, in sooth, encouraged.