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Overseen: Cum On Everyone, Be A Little More Mature

It’s been hard to ignore the onslaught of sex-related tips we’ve received lately, so please consider this a PSA: stop being so immature! Seriously, you guys, just cut it out. Because we at Bwog think potty humor, euphemistic headlines, and double-entendre-ridden tags are totally juvenile and not funny. At all.

In fact, we didn’t even begin to crack a smile at the following reconstruction of Carman 8’s bulletin board. Nor did we do that embarrassing snort-y thing in public to keep from releasing even one beat of a chuckle:

It would probably be for the best if whoever takes down this display wears a pair (or nine) of gloves.

Same goes for this warning sign, posted above a bag of free condoms on Furnald 7. We interpreted the sentiment with complete sincerity, and support the effort:

Nip slips, however, will still be permitted and, in sooth, encouraged.

 

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7 Comments

  • Isn't says:

    @Isn't a chasity floor on Furnald like an “Engineers Only” sign in Mudd?

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous bwog gets more self referential by the day

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous I hope they don’t cum on themselves

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Correction! This was Carman 12 not Carman 8. I would like our floor to have the rightful credit for this one.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Just the tip

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous lol, these freshman are creative

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Poor freshies in Furnald. I sincerely hope that’s a joke (though when I was in Furnald, it wasn’t like I was getting any, anyway…)…

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