A month ago, the Dean announced on Bwog that the winner of our nicknaming contest would win lunch with him, and a place at an unveiling ceremony bearing his new epithet. Yesterday, Columbia’s most powerful brand mogul, Ivan Duschatzky, SEAS ’13, joined Dean Valentini for Milano (chicken parm for Ivan, grilled chicken for the Dean). Bwog caught up with Ivan after the luncheon:
What were you thinking going into the lunch? Free food.
What was your impression of Deantini before/during/after? Frankly, I was pretty indifferent towards him initially, especially because I’m in SEAS. After meeting him, however, I realized he was a genuine, down-to-earth guy who really cares about the students and school. Sometimes I forget that there are faculty members here who want the best for us, and he seems sincerely invested in us. I left with a warm, fuzzy feeling inside that I hope stays with me forever.
Will you be referring to him as Deantini from here on out? I will forever remember Deantini.
Any special moments? When Deantini told me he could not handle drinking Bwog’s own Deantini drink, I was surprised, since he looks like a real party animal.
Photography by Ravi Bhalla of the Columbia Photography Association
28 Comments
@Sweaty Pie We shudda called him Dean Martin!
:)
@ivan creeps on freshmen girls
@freshman girl so true.
@Anonymous All administrators should be required to pose for their official portraits while eating a sandwich
@aw ivans really cool
@Anonymous Ivan you are a beast
@lol it must be all that chest hair
@Bee Aww Ivan is actually really nice!
@that SEAS kid.... is a douche. also, great pictures.
@aw, cute :)
@Anonymous i think its hilarious that a seas student eventually won this contest.
@Anonymous Awesome photos Ravi!
@yessss LOVE me some Deantini!
@Luv u He is sexy….and deantini is potent….got it…
@Anonymous Why are you posting this on Bwog?
@Uhh, again This was supposed to be in response to the student trying to transfer
@Grecia good for you, ivan
@ivan damn it grecia, i hate you
@if Anna Katz owns a cat does grecia barboza own a baboon?
@Anonymous heyyyy guys why is Grecia so (in)famous????
@Anon Because of her eye makeup…
@thats nice, deantini... now are you going to accept me for internal transfer into columbia college of not?
age: 22
sats: 770/800
current gpa: 3.76
school: General Studies
@ryan no one gives a fuck about your sats
@Anonymous Go back to the slums.
@Those last three pictures absolute gold.
@I wonder how different this would have been if VaJJ was the winner.
@At least we know what one of the bwog trollers looks like.
@Anonymous That is the expression of somebody who Reddits, at lot, and has finally got their chance at fame, and has ruined it.