Now, we know this is something we don’t normally do, but this situation is too dangerous to ignore. Theft continues to abound on campus as a slice of pizza was stolen from the garbage outside Low. Public safety has sent us a picture of the burglar and warns students to stay on the lookout.
Perp said to be 0'8", brown and grey hair
Update 1:50 PM
Despite the photo, we believe the perpetrator is 0'8'' Black and possibly armed
Public Safety consulted with an NYPD sketch artist to create this composite image of the suspect:
http://a056-crimestoppers.nyc.gov/crimestoppers/public/publicmwGetPhoto.cfm?id=646&photoView=facefront
When a felon's not engaged in his employment..
When the enterprising burglar's not a-burglin'
ok normally i would write something snarky like "quality news, bwog. quality news." but this is just so fucking FUNNY
Fuck, that's like 350 calories right there. I could've eaten that pizza.
Why did someone throw out a whole slice of pizza?? That's like $2.75 right there
AHAHAHH that's awesome!! Just living the squirrel life...no big deal.
He is the smartest squirrel. An Ivy League squirrel with full score SAT.
Imagine if nuts were that size. Squirrel would be in heaven right now.
I like that the pizza is not even from John Jay, which either means someone bought the piece of pizza and took it there for the squirrel, or the squirrel carried it from a faraway Famiglia trashcan to enjoy it while looking out over the campus scenery. Well done.
im pretty sure thats a papa johns pizza slice
Actually, I saw a squirrel sitting on the edge of a Barnard trash can with a whole apple in its mouth. Wonder if this is the same squirrel.
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