Overheard: Spontaneous Emissions

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Fun fact: there's also a band called Primal Scream—this is them. Seriously. Google it.

Live from Ruggles, a tipster reports overhearing the following coming from somewhere in the shaft:

A few isolated and disjointed shrieks from maybe three voices, and then, “IT’S NOT PRIMAL SCREAM YOU STUPID FUCK!”

Update (Friday, 11:30 am): Our correspondent, who has not moved since submitting this tip last night, reports that the exact same exchange occurred again just minutes ago. ‘Tis most definitely the season.



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  1. Anonymous  

    errybody a stupid fuck doe

  2. CC'13  

    is it just me, or does everyone seem a little more tense than usual this finals season?

  3. Anonymous

    my tits hurt, think i might be ovulating during finals.

  4. Also ovulating  

    Mehh, my boobies hurt and I'm bloated as shiiiit! I think it's my right ovary

  5. Not Ovulating  

    Freshies, get yo act together. Orgo on Thursday, Screams & Pillows on Sunday.

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