A delicious helping of plant parmesan
A tipster walking by the lawns overheard the following, very scientific exchange between a “scooter kid” and his mother:
Mom: don’t walk on the grass. Do you see it’s all muddy with no grass. Why do you think there isn’t any grass?
Kid: because a vegetarian was BROWSING!
Grassfed beef minus the beef via Wikimedia Commons.
Because grass wasn't meant to be walked on...
evolution doesn't "mean" for anything to do anything
There is grass, sand, and water along with all other types of land on this Earth. Along with animals to swim, walk, and run. Fences (minus a few exceptions) are unnatural. Therefore, animals must walk and swim on the grass, sand, water, etc.
represents the eternal battle between the administration and the students. #Occupylawns
Though you have made me see troubles, many and bitter, you will restore my life again; from the depths of the earth you will again bring me up. You will increase my honor and comfort me once again.
has to be something in between allowing students to roam the lawns vs. muddppacalypse
it's true -- it takes a great deal of searching before you can find grass worth grazing on.
"Scooter kid" is totally a thing, but I'd never fully realized it was a thing and put a word to it.
Loading ...
