It’s that time of the year again. For a brief 48 hours, you go to a fantasy college where Butler is a football rival and not a cavernous den of midterm doom and “tailgating” is a thing. That’s right, it’s Homecoming weekend! And what better way to celebrate than with a special edition of DWB dedicated to alcohol consumption in the blissful daylight hours? In honor of this annual adventure up north to Baker (this is the only home game, right?), Bwog has put together a list of possible pre-games to get the school spirit juices flowing, and help you forget that Columbia hasn’t won a Homecoming game since 2000.
The Bro Pre-game
Drink of Choice: Beer
Activities:
- Playing every known variation of beer pong
- Calling Homecoming, “Christmas” and your mixer, a “darty”
- Handing out tank tops with Greek letters in English words (GΘ TΣAM!)
Price: Fraternity/Sorority Dues ($500) + Tank ($20) + Time spent at the gym so you look “swoll” in said tank
The Crammers Pre-game
Drink of Choice: Franzia
Activities:
- Printing out the lyrics to “Roar, Lion, Roar”
- Quizzing each other on the rules to football
- Finding Baker on a map
Price: Franzia ($18) + Getting closer to hitting your printing quota
The Classy Pre-game
Drink of Choice: Mimosa
Activities:
- Drunching at il Cibreo
- Reveling at cups that are actually glass
- Complaining about how “unlimited” really isn’t unlimited
Price: il Cibreo Unlimited* Mimosa Brunch ($11.90) + Uncomfortable shoes
*”Unlimited” apparently means five
The Not-So-Classy Pre-game
Drink/Food of Choice: Beer/Wings
Activities:
- Pounding beers and wings at Lion’s Head
- Watching real college football
- Realizing you consistently pay too much for beer and food
Price: [Beer ($1) + Wings ($0.25)] x ?? + Not making it to the game
The Thrifty Pre-game
Drink of Choice: Whatever you can find
Activities:
- Passing around a roadie on the fan bus,
- Being first in line for free beers at Baker
- Offering to finish that half of your hot dog
Price: Miscellaneous alcohol ($??) + Potentially looking homeless
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@Bwog is the least cool Not funny/ losers in the library on homecoming.