We’re about halfway through finals, which means the fun’s not over yet, and neither is your time in Butler. To help you get through the home stretch, we’ve re-posted below last year’s Butler Bingo: Archetypes edition.
It’s finals week and you know what that means. We’ve lampooned the inanity of Butler before, but this year we’ve adapted Butler Bingo around those closest (literally) to you: Butler Archetypes.
Here’s how to play: sit in Butler. Look at the game board. Scroll over each square to read its description. Look around you. When you spot an archetypal individual, click that square to fill it in. When you get four in a row, stand up, shout “BINGO!” and do a little dance. Then pat yourself on the back and feel accomplished that you actually did something while in Butler.
Double-clicking on a square will take you to the Archetype page, and just like at Pleasant Oaks Community Center, each time you play is a whole new experience. Every time you refresh this page, the board randomizes and the positions of the squares change. So play a new game every time you’re in Butler, and good luck with finals!
Move your mouse over a bingo square to read its description.
9 Comments
@haha the sketch of the stoner. beautiful.
@Anon Is it normal that I identify with ALL the archetypes above?
@The Bingo Bomb Okay, Bwog, that’s cool and all, but where’s my free space???
@butler 209 these images are so small! i had to zoom in to like 400% to capture all the luscious details
@Anonymous Oh no! I think I’m the texter, I apologize for my annoying behavior.
@look at you bwog repeating content from last year when you didn’t suck nearly as much.
@Dead Horse Ouch!
@Anonymous wow, bwog….stepping up the game with these fancy mouseovers! im wasted
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