Hopefully you’ve figured out by now that today is the first day of spring semester classes. Your professors almost certainly will have noticed, and they are going to be pulling out all the stops to try to entice you to stay in/drop their class. They’ll be dusting off their absurd anecdotes, fun facts and bad sex jokes and Bwog wants to hear it.
Please send your professor’s most bizarre, hilarious and cringe-worthy opening remarks to email@example.com or leave them in the comments.
Crazy pipe organ via Wikimedia Commons