Electric Zoo Cancelled

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Take off that crop top and unpack the neon sunglasses from your fanny pack: EZoo has been cancelled.  The City of New York itself recommended the cancellation of Day 3 after several festival-goers became critically ill and two died, apparently because of molly.  Bwog wants to take this opportunity to remind you that while you may be in COLLEGE IN NEW YORK FUCKIN’ CITY, rules of law and health still apply, and drugs can still get you in a lot of trouble, legally and physically.  Now be a good kid and tell Mama Bwog you’ve already programmed CAVA’s number into your phone and forever ingrained it in your memory.

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  1. OMG  

    RIP and GOD BLESS 2 all da victims of this tragedy....remembr 2 b CAREFUL in these times. We LUV u...., my hart goes out 2 y'all..,

  2. Anonymous

    Twerk, twerk, twerk, twerk, twerk, twerk

  3. Feh  

    Dumb shits probably deserved it.

  4. Blunts in Butler  

    I'm still pretty fucking high.

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