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Last night on Twitter, fueled mostly by being lonely in Butler, Bwog decided to try a contest:

Since then we’ve decided that, yes, we will give a prize to the funniest author.  Vote for your favorite at the end of the post.  We’ll leave the poll open for 24 hours and the winner by 9:30 tomorrow night will win a Milano sandwich.

Read on for the submissions and vote for your favorite:

@ChayenneMia: Studying for my psych exam and all the words in my textbook have just become gibberish. Coincidence? #governmentshutdown @bwog

@petersterne*: .@bwog Maybe now Obama will have time to stop by his alma mater.

@tclick10@bwog PrezBo just sent out the email that classes are canceled due to the shut down

@labuzamovies@bwog Now the rest of the country will know what it’s been like to be a Columbia student.

@yosoymichael@bwog joke: im going 2 class tomorrow bc it’s not cancelled

@tylerthinksthis@bwog With the government shut down, can we buy caffeinated Four Loko?

@Butler_209: Today marks an important day in history: while the US government can shut down, Butler 209 never will #In209WeTrust cc: @bwog

@FroRow: Hobbes be like “DROP THE MIC.” @bwog

Who had the funniest?

  • FroRow (24%, 74 Votes)
  • petersterne (21%, 64 Votes)
  • labuzamovies (19%, 59 Votes)
  • Butler_209 (14%, 43 Votes)
  • tclick10 (11%, 33 Votes)
  • tylerthinksthis (7%, 23 Votes)
  • ChayenneMia (3%, 8 Votes)
  • yosoymichael (3%, 8 Votes)

Total Voters: 312

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*Disclaimer: Peter is an Editor Emeritus at Bwog, but is now happily employed elsewhere.  Since you guys are voting on this (and not us) we’re letting his submission in.

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  1. Obama  

    tclick10 cuz look at the picture link

  2. Chayenne

    Awkward...didn't know this was going into a post... Feel free to follow for more spectacularly unfunny tweets y'all. -___-

  3. Pumpkin Spice Everything

    This is the best Columbia can come up with?

    Might as well ask us to choose between a shit sandwich and licking a used razor.

  4. Anonymous

    We need to shut-down all the grant-grubbing obama-making professulas!!!
    Those grants rape the taxpayers with sedition!

  5. Anonymous  

    Can Peter Sterne stop fucking twitter whoring and get on with his life outside CU pls?

  6. Late Submission?  

    If this government shutdown goes for more than a week, my father, and countless other parents helping their kids pay for college, will not be able to make their monthly tuition payments and still pay for gas and food! #CUGovtShutdown

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