Last night on
Twitter, fueled mostly by being lonely in Butler, Bwog decided to try a contest:
Since then we’ve decided that, yes, we
will give a prize to the funniest author. Vote for your favorite at the end of the post. We’ll leave the poll open for 24 hours and the winner by 9:30 tomorrow night will win a Milano sandwich.
Read on for the submissions and vote for your favorite:
@ ChayenneMia: Studying for my psych exam and all the words in my textbook have just become gibberish. Coincidence? #governmentshutdown @bwog
petersterne*: . @bwog Maybe now Obama will have time to stop by his alma mater.
tclick10: @bwog PrezBo just sent out the email that classes are canceled due to the shut down pic.twitter.com/hDbTRLCeML
labuzamovies: @bwog Now the rest of the country will know what it’s been like to be a Columbia student.
yosoymichael: @bwog joke: im going 2 class tomorrow bc it’s not cancelled
tylerthinksthis: @bwog With the government shut down, can we buy caffeinated Four Loko?
Butler_209: Today marks an important day in history: while the US government can shut down, Butler 209 never will #In209WeTrust cc: @bwog
FroRow: Hobbes be like “DROP THE MIC.” @bwog
Who had the funniest?
(24%, 74 Votes) petersterne
(21%, 64 Votes) labuzamovies
(19%, 59 Votes) Butler_209
(14%, 43 Votes) tclick10
(11%, 33 Votes) tylerthinksthis
(7%, 23 Votes) ChayenneMia
(3%, 8 Votes) yosoymichael
(3%, 8 Votes)
*Disclaimer: Peter is an Editor Emeritus at Bwog, but is now happily employed elsewhere. Since you guys are voting on this (and not us) we’re letting his submission in.