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#CUGovtShutdown

Last night on Twitter, fueled mostly by being lonely in Butler, Bwog decided to try a contest:

Since then we’ve decided that, yes, we will give a prize to the funniest author.  Vote for your favorite at the end of the post.  We’ll leave the poll open for 24 hours and the winner by 9:30 tomorrow night will win a Milano sandwich.

Read on for the submissions and vote for your favorite:

@ChayenneMia: Studying for my psych exam and all the words in my textbook have just become gibberish. Coincidence? #governmentshutdown @bwog

@petersterne*: .@bwog Maybe now Obama will have time to stop by his alma mater.

@tclick10@bwog PrezBo just sent out the email that classes are canceled due to the shut down pic.twitter.com/hDbTRLCeML

@labuzamovies@bwog Now the rest of the country will know what it’s been like to be a Columbia student.

@yosoymichael@bwog joke: im going 2 class tomorrow bc it’s not cancelled

@tylerthinksthis@bwog With the government shut down, can we buy caffeinated Four Loko?

@Butler_209: Today marks an important day in history: while the US government can shut down, Butler 209 never will #In209WeTrust cc: @bwog

@FroRow: Hobbes be like “DROP THE MIC.” @bwog

Who had the funniest?

  • FroRow (24%, 74 Votes)
  • petersterne (21%, 64 Votes)
  • labuzamovies (19%, 59 Votes)
  • Butler_209 (14%, 43 Votes)
  • tclick10 (11%, 33 Votes)
  • tylerthinksthis (7%, 23 Votes)
  • ChayenneMia (3%, 8 Votes)
  • yosoymichael (3%, 8 Votes)

Total Voters: 312

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*Disclaimer: Peter is an Editor Emeritus at Bwog, but is now happily employed elsewhere.  Since you guys are voting on this (and not us) we’re letting his submission in.

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11 Comments

  • Fuck yeah says:

    @Fuck yeah Peter

  • Obama says:

    @Obama tclick10 cuz look at the picture link

    1. Chayenne says:

      @Chayenne My vote is for @tclick10 too.

  • Chayenne says:

    @Chayenne Awkward…didn’t know this was going into a post… Feel free to follow for more spectacularly unfunny tweets y’all. -___-

  • Pumpkin Spice Everything says:

    @Pumpkin Spice Everything This is the best Columbia can come up with?

    Might as well ask us to choose between a shit sandwich and licking a used razor.

  • Jack says:

    @Jack Peter for sure!

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous We need to shut-down all the grant-grubbing obama-making professulas!!!
    Those grants rape the taxpayers with sedition!

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Can Peter Sterne stop fucking twitter whoring and get on with his life outside CU pls?

    1. i think says:

      @i think he’s still a student

      1. Yep says:

        @Yep 2014 FTW

  • Late Submission? says:

    @Late Submission? If this government shutdown goes for more than a week, my father, and countless other parents helping their kids pay for college, will not be able to make their monthly tuition payments and still pay for gas and food! #CUGovtShutdown

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