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We really don’t want to know, actually
Bwog has received the most…scintillating….tip that the Columbia University Marching Band is shooting an amateur pornography video for submission to the annual HUMP! festival. Characters as diverse as tubas, oboes, and *accordions* may be appropriated as anatomical substitutions for their sick, sick pleasure. If you know what we mean. In response to our frantic inquiries, the Band would only offer the following tantalizing tip:
“Recently the CUMB has been the target of accusations that it produced and submitted an entry to the annual HUMP! amateur pornography festival, in the form of a short video featuring penetrative sex between wind and reed instruments.
These rumors are disgusting, offensive, and true.”
If anyone has any further information on this gross misuse of innocent musical objects, email tips@bwog.com. We’re dying to know.
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@Keith I Hate You
@Accordion? KEITH, MARRY ME, YOU SLUG!
@The Lion has a screencap Plus a plot summary: http://columbialion.com/blog/juicy-details-about-the-bands-porn-video
@you Don’t worry. They were practicing Safe Sax, so it’s alright.
@Wait what? I’m ok with it, but confused
@What day is it? It’s October 3rd.
Also Bwog becomes gawker
@Anonymous Grow the boner to boot
@Truerer Meaning Get the boobs to bounce (on camera)
@Explicit (sorry) Gangbang those big titty bitches
Goddamn! that bleached tight butthole!
@Truer Meaning Gee those bandies they’re babes
@True Meaning: Got to broadcast the beaver
@T. Constantino Obviously G(TB)^2
@Alex Donnelly trashyyy <3333
@Anonymous I don’t know why this is such a bad thing. people don’t need to be so sex negative.