Business Insider Has the Audacity to Judge Us
Written by Bwog Staff
Business Insider, which is no prize pig itself, has declared Columbia University to have the ugliest student body out of the Ivy League. Although we’re #5 on DateMySchool’s “National Hotness Index,” we earned B-‘s on the crucial factors of “men” and “women”, according to data from College Prowler. Harsh. At least Columbia women can find consolation in the fact that they are still the “top choice for competent girlfriends.”
Brown topped the list, with its girls and guys earning A’s and A-‘s, respectively, on Business Insider’s arbitrary and stupid “hotness” scale. Maybe we’d be better-looking too, if all our classes were Pass-Fail and we could decide to major in whatever the hell we felt like.
You know what? Maybe Bwog will take its ugly self somewhere else the next time we need business news. That logo and website design earn an A+ according to the data we collected on THINGS THAT ARE FUGLY!!!
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Tags: and fuck your gender binary too, bitch we're flawless, first of all how dare you, fuck you business insider, nobody has time for your made-up standards of beauty, tell that to my columbia admirer, we're all gorgeous