Personals: Emma, Joe, and Schermerhorn Hall
Written by Bwog Staff
Valentine’s Day approacheth! Today’s Columbians looking for love are Emma Stein, Joe Girton, and Schermerhorn Hall. If you want to take any one of these awesome humans/ buildings on a date, email us and we’ll set it up (and give you ten whole dollars to take ‘em out). If you don’t, we still think you deserve a shot at love. Fill out our short questionnaire and send a picture to firstname.lastname@example.org and the face to the right could be yours.
Name, Year, School, Major: Emma Stein, CC ’14, English and Business Management
Preference: gal for guy
Hometown: Short Hills, NJ
Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer: “You’re OK if I live tweet this?”
What redeems you as a human being? Your mom will love me.
Library room of choice: Started from the bottom (209), now we here (Ref).
Beverage of choice: Coffee + the 3 w’s (whiskey, woodchuck, and water)
Guilty Pleasure Song: Either old school Britney (Lucky) or I’ll Make a Man Out of You from Mulan. Actually my entire running playlist could probably feature here.
Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night? On line: 1020, Kornet’s, Netflix — take your pick.
Historical Hottie: Christopher Marlowe. When you’re writing a thesis on a person, you better think they’re pretty hot.
Name, Year, School, Major: Joe Girton, CC ’14, Sustainable Development with a hobby in Comp Sci
Preference: Dude for dude
Hometown: Los Angeles, CA
Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer: “Morton Williams is my favorite supermarket.”
What redeems you as a human being? No, what redeems YOU as a human being? (I’m a great listener).
Library room of choice: Depending on my in-the-moment ambition level, either the ref room or Grounded on Jane St.
Beverage of choice: Tangerine Emergen-C followed by a very dirty Tito’s martini, up, 3 olives.
Guilty Pleasure Song: Lucky Love 2009 by Ace of Base. 2009 was good.
Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night? Either watching Scandal with cheap pinot grigio or slurping some broth at Jin Ramen.
Historical Hottie: Robert Moses. SO MANY PARKWAYS, SO MUCH POWER.
Name, Year, School, Major: Schermerhorn Hall, CC ‘1840, wrote down “natural sciences” on the app but forever undecided between EEEB, African-American Studies, Anthro, and Women’s/Gender Studies.
Preference: Brick, concrete, marble, don’t matter to me!
Hometown: New York, NY
Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer: “I like to keep things simple.”
What redeems you as a
human being building? I’m complicated—enigmatic, even. Some say that my complexity makes me difficult, but I prefer to think of myself as a challenge—a challenge that takes multiple visits to truly understand. Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself. (I am large, I contain multitudes…of departments.) Prepare to get lost in me.
Library room of choice: The Geology Library, of course.
Beverage of choice: Long Island Iced Tea.
Guilty pleasure song: “Virtual Insanity” — Jamiroquai
Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night? Curled up with my best friend Mudd (we’re basically inseparable), watching A Beautiful Mind on repeat.
Historical Hottie: Susan Sontag. Unf.
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