Senior Scramble: “Official” At Last

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Valentine’s Day is fast approaching, and for all you seniors out there, you know what that means: one last chance to have casual, meaningless dorm-room sex with your Butler crush, followed by an awkward Saturday morning brunch at Ferris/Community wherein you discover a complete and absolute lack of emotional involvement.

Seniors, keep your eyes peeled for a unique link you’ll get via email that will let you crush on up to five stellar members of the class of 2014. If it’s mutual, you and your crush will get an email; if not, you’ll never live down the shame jk no one will ever find out. Should you play it safe or go for the gold? You’ve got two weeks, so get on that shit. Heads up, GS is not included.

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  1. GS senior  

    Just gonna add this to the long list of things I hate about this university.

  2. Gussein  

    Fuck YALL from GS!!!!

  3. Strug City  

    Head's up, we can actually pick 14... Problem is trying to come up with 14 available & attractive people of the orientation you seek on this godforsaken campus

  4. Anonymous  

    I love bad bitches that's my fucking problem

  5. Anonymous  

    seniors please wear name tags

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  7. To GS Senior,

    Why do we need this senior scramble thing right? How bout you and me just eliminate the bs and hop in bed together??

    With Adoration to the GS Senior Who Feels Hes Superior to the Rest of the Undergrads,

    Your lover

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