Magnify by 10,000 for the actual size of a Koronet’s pizza

As the sun sets on the first day of CU move-in 2014, Bwog stalks the streets of Morningside Heights with one mission: to capture the NSOP experience, one misguided overheard/seen at a time. But alas, good people of CU — Bwog only has so many eyes and ears at its disposal! This is where you (and your friends who say stupid things) come in. Here’s how will work:

1. Send your funny pictures/stories/bits of overheard conversation to tips@bwog.com or, if you’re feeling scandalous, use our anonymous tip form.
2. We’ll post submissions as they come in.
3. The winner will be announced after review by expert judges and awarded the MIND-BOGGLINGLY AWESOME prize of: 1 sixpack of your choice and a Koronet pizza (so basically, food for the entire semester)

But wait! There’s more! Sometimes our best/worst/weirdest experiences cannot be done justice by mere quotes or pictures. If you have a story you’re dying to tell, send it to tips@bwog.com. If you attended a quintessentially freshman year Carman party, tell us about it. If you were just disappointed by Columbia nightlife for the first of many times, write about it. If you’re pretty sure you just joined a cult, we would love to hear about it. If you want to tell us about your awkward NSOP moments in person, our first meeting of the semester will be next Sunday, September 7 at 7 pm in the SGO (5th floor of Lerner). Stop by if you’d like to hear about getting involved in our nifty publication.

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