overheard Archive

Apr

2

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Don't be fooled, these dolls go hard on Wednesdays

Don’t be fooled, these dolls go hard on Wednesdays

What do you think Russians do on Wednesday night? Bwog heard a great snippet of conversation outside of Milbank Hall this morning, that will surely put a smile on your face.

“I’m sorry I’m not a rich fucking Russian. I’m sorry I’m a poor American. I’m sorry I don’t have a sexy fucking accent or go flaunting my tits around at Wednesday-night raves.”

 

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Feb

21

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Classic mom

Classic mom

One tipster overheard the following exchange between two Schermerhorn denizens:

Girl 1: Yeah, it’s like, sometimes my mom will buy me a $700 keychain but not a $700 jacket.

Girl 2: Yeah, moms are weird like that sometimes.

We at Bwog are no strangers to this bizarre double-standard. Please: if you know any moms who tend to be “weird like [this] sometimes,” remember that you have the power to change minds. Together, maybe we can make this world a better place—a place with fewer platinum keychains and more tacky Canada Goose jackets.

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Jan

24

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Happily wondering where his next meal is coming from

Happily wondering where his next meal is coming from

A tipster overheard the following exchange between two students in line for an advising appointment:

Junior: What year are you?
Senior:
Senior
J:
Where you trying to go after this?
S:
Oh, uh, John Jay I guess.
J:
For what?
S:
For…dinner?

 

 

 

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Nov

22

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Accurate depiction of Dodge

Everyday sight in Dodge

A student tour guide was overheard singing the praises of Columbia’s fitness offerings near the entrance to Dodge:

“We have all kinds of sports and activities, including yoga and aerobics—like what middle-aged moms do.”

The tipster noted that the group was mostly middle aged moms and their kids. This might not be what they mean when they say “know your audience”.

 

 

 

 

 

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Nov

15

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shutterstock_96651895Bwog overheard the following exchange between two Columbia students:

1: You’ve never pulled an all-nighter before? Not even for social purposes?

2: Yeah, I mean, playing Call of Duty and shit.

The lesson? Don’t be ashamed if you haven’t watched a sunrise through Butler’s portholes windows. Your copy of Call of Duty, on the other hand, is feeling a little lonely.

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Nov

8

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A drop in the bucket

A drop in the bucket

Overheard outside of the package center: a conversation between two girls, one carrying a pair of large Gilt boxes.

Girl with boxes: So I just spent $500 on clothes again.
Other girl: Do your parents not notice that? Mine would call me if I spent more than $200.
Girl with boxes: Maybe if I spent $1000.

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Oct

13

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Columbia B-School students featured in last episode of Suits

In the Uris Cafe earlier this afternoon, two gentlemen spiffed up in suits had the following exchange:

Suit 1: “If you met the perfect girl, would you ditch your girlfriend?”

Suit 2: “No way man, the sunk cost is way too high.”

To the girls lucky enough to call these men their own, we suggest you try dating outside of the Business School.

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Oct

11

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Overhead in Lerner from one student affairs admin to another: “Do students live in John Jay?”

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This is what we speculate PrezBo does in the uninhabited John Jay Hall.

Good question! No, John Jay’s only purpose is JJ’s Place. Just ask the athletes who eat there 4 times a day…The other 15 stories are just used as storage space and other random rooms for PrezBo to do, well, whatever PrezBo does. The freshmen who don’t live in Carman, Furnald, or the LLC have to find really nice park benches every night. In the winter Columbia even gives them fleece blankets!

 

 

 

 

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Oct

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It's an eye-opener for everybody, not just you, straight, white, males

Queerness is basically an unspoken bonus here at Columbia

This past weekend Bwog overheard a profound insight on 115th and Broadway:

Well you know my rule about Columbia: assume gay until proven gay.

If this isn’t already your general rule of thumb here in MoHo, you must be a freshman.

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Aug

28

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Ridiculous NSLOP tips keep pouring in, so we thought we’d share some with you. Use our anonymous tip form or email us at tips@bwog.com.

Dean Awn has lots of school spirit. We love Dean Awn (remember this?)

Peter Awn, BAMF

Slow down there:

freshman boy coming out of ruggles on Monday night with freshman girl: “that one shot really hit me so hard right now. wow, i’ve never felt like this before”

Truly disgusting:

“There’s a couple nuzzling and kissing at the financial aid info session….how have these people already found each other???”

Drink responsibly, kids:

Sweet dreams

freshman boy with orange wristband in plain sight passed out alone at a table for over an hour at cannons on tues night. lots of people went over to check if he was ok, to which he responded, “oh yeah hi I’m totally fine my friends are here with me” #nslop

Glowsticks update from the rave:

So many kids who are too cool for school, below the jump.

Apr

5

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Eve would've been very tempted by this fruit

Ferris…in your dreams

As anyone who enjoys the new morning donuts knows, the sight of any new things in Ferris is cause for a whirlwind of excitement.

A Bwogger recently overheard a girl get a little overexcited by the Ferris fruit:

“Are these clementines? Because if these are clementines, then I’m about to lose my goddamn mind.”

Consider your mind lost. Especially when you sample that clementine and find it a sorry disappointment.

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Apr

3

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It’s tour season and one fellow Columbian started cracking wise at the Lerner turnstiles:

“What is this?”

“It’s a really long omelette line.”

The omelette might be worth the slowed traffic but some poor Barnardian won’t be able to enjoy a drink with her meal. A true tragedy.

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Feb

15

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Yellow hat/lid = the only way to go

Yellow hat/lid = the only way to go

Milano’s has always been a convenient destination for late-night munchies when you’re too drunk/lazy to walk any further. But a place to pick people up?

Recently overheard at the deli:

“There are a lot of good-looking honeys here!”

Our tipster turned around to see them looking at…jars of honey. Damn. Bwog exclusively buys the honey in the plastic bear. That’s the only good looking honey we see.

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Jan

25

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Put on your 3D glasses now for enhanced viewing pleasure.

Put on your 3D glasses now for enhanced viewing pleasure.

Saturday is the first official day of the weekend. No one had any classes today, not even a stupid discussion section. Everyone is ready to get their groove on at The Heights …at, well somewhere. But not all of us could wait until the weekend. Bwog overheard one young woman having the crunkest of conversations this past Thursday on 114th and Amsterdam.

“Wait, what!? You’re getting what? Why are you poppin’ bottles on a Thursday night?”

To which Bwog would like to respond, why aren’t we all?

Jan

24

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Okay, I kind of get it

Okay, I kind of get it

A tipster on College Walk overheard this intriguing tidbit:

“No way! So, your uncle makes murder porn!?”

Bwog has two questions. First, what the fuck is murder porn (please DON’T answer that in the comments), and second, why would you let your niece/nephew know that?

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