Dadbods are already normalized...mom bods are not.

Dadbods are already normalized…mom bods are not.

Moses parted the Red Sea, and America can “turn off” (redirect) Niagara Falls…in order to repair two pedestrian bridges, to ensure tourist safety. Hurrah! (NY Times)

Enfant terrible Donald Trump boycotted last night’s Republican Debate, but that didn’t stop candidates Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz from verbally jousting over immigration. (NY Times)

Zika virus infections threaten to increase exponentially, according to the World Health Organization. (NY Times)

A New York startup with an ominous name–Death Wish Coffee–won a bid for a free 50-second Super Bowl ad. (CBS)

At least Barbie is finally getting some slack–dolls with new, realistic proportions, went on sale yesterday. But men are already asking for a “dadbod Ken” to keep genders equal. (Time, CBC).

Nude BMI chart via Wikimedia Commons