This has nothing to do with course evals. We just have nothing left to say to you.

This has nothing to do with course evals. We just have nothing left to say to you.

Sure, when you didn’t fill out your course evals earlier tonight, we thought you were at 1020 and just couldn’t do it. Even at 3 AM, we thought, hey, maybe they’re still out trying to have a fun night, who are we to remind them about something so extraneous but simple. But it’s 5 AM and you haven’t done them yet. We know you’re back and you’ve seen this. Yet your course evals go untouched.

We hope you’re happy with yourself. You could have prevented this.