I had to tell someone. 

Um…apparently Minority Leader of the United States Senate Addison Mitchell McConnell III is becoming the new President of Columbia? 

A horsefly entered my room. I decided to interview him for the student news publication I write for. Here’s what happened.

A sequel to Andy Weir’s hit 2011 novel The Martian has been released, this time taking place at Columbia’s campus!

The Wet Gala is Columbia’s annual precipitation fashion event. When choosing an outfit for the rainiest days of the year so far, who slayed the hardest?

Welcome to the Lime Lips Renaissance.

*One night

Despite taking the nation (and Bacchanal) by storm, the Black Out Rage Gallon, casually known as BORG, stemmed from meager beginnings.

Midterms got you down? Distract yourself for the next three to five minutes with puzzles and more!

Bwog’s journalists interview the JJ’s Milkshake Machine on its first night back after a heart-wrenching absence.

Welcome to the third episode of the Columbia x Harry Styles Fanfic series. This time, Harry and Y/N battle to take the stage at Bacchanal.

Bwog’s stellar journalists have recently tracked down the missing JJ’s Milkshake Machine after its tragic disappearance.  The Machine requests that the location of its discovery be kept confidential. Little is known about the Machine, apart from its gritty, beat-up appearance and thick, almost incomprehensible Jersey accent. The Machine’s pronouns are he/they.  Below is a transcript […]

Green M&M to become new President of Barnard College. Update: Elon Musk to become new President of Barnard College. Editor’s warning: Mentions of Elon Musk; unsexy candies.

Don't try this one at home. Er, at Faculty House.

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