Another semester has finished at Columbia, and although our board has aged around twelve years from the stress of running Bwogsteros, we’re ready to burn it all down– I mean, recap the semester for you! Have
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This Bwogger knows she won’t be touching anything remotely academic for the next three weeks at least. Maybe she won’t even leave the couch. Here are some Bwog Staffer recommendations for what to watch now
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Your Alma “Tree” Bwogger and best friend Betsy Ladyzhets is here with a reminder that the stupid decisions you make now are the stories you’ll be telling for the rest of your life. (Also you should
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Today’s second senior wisdom comes from Amara Banks, bagel extraordinaire, 1020 personality, former Bwog EIC (for a whole year!), beautiful waffle, and the funniest, most precious gem of a person. As she leaves this campus
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Former Bwog Editor Finn Klauber is a classicist, an advocate for the Core, and a proud member of Beta. Apparently, you can do it all.
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Columbia and Barnard are officially kicking you out of on-campus housing. This is what dreams are made of.
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It is the worst of times, and the most liminal of times. Reading week snuck up on us with a slap and here we are during finals: broken, disheartened, and yearning for summer (why is it still
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Former Bwog Publisher Nik Huth has gone uptown, but now he’s going downtown.
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This morning Columbia students received notice that General Studies junior Eubert (Bert) McLeod has passed away.
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Former Bwog Sports Editor Abby Rubel remembers a time when JJ’s mozzarella sticks tasted like they do in Italy.
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Tests, tests, and tests = boooo. Bwog, Bwog, and beds = good.
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The Bwog Slack Server has faced God and walked backwards into Hell.
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You’ve finished your final exams and declared “fuck you” to your final essays. What now? How should you spend your final hours on Columbia’s campus? How should you say goodbye? Look no further! Bwog Staffers have compiled this
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By Bwog Staff on May 16, 2019 
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********* is horny for this one.
By Zoe Sottile on May 13, 2019 5 Comments
Didn’t get any senior scramble matches? zes2111 is a waaaaarm plate of scrambled eggs
By Jordan Merrill on May 09, 2019 4 Comments
This crotchety old man we found eating in John Jay shares his wisdom and won’t tell us how he got in here!
By Jordan Merrill on Mar 28, 2019 1 Comments
Prezbo will you headline Bacchanal? Please sir, I’m begging.
By Betsy Ladyzhets on Mar 01, 2019 0 Comments
Betsy Ladyzhets has read more about yeast in the past week than she ever wanted to in her entire life.
THIS POST IS IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE PRIMAL SCREAM IS TONIGHT AT MIDNIGHT I.E. IN 12 MINUTES!! IT’S OUTSIDE OF BUTLER BUT ALSO EVERYWHERE!! SCREAM A PRIMAL SCREAM WHEREVER YOU ARE STANDING!! AHHHH!!!! LET OUT THE STRESS OF FINALS AND JUST SCREAM!!!! SCREAM VIA BWOG ARCHIVES
My sweet angel Jenny has already written a goodbye post for the old board, but it only seems fitting that the outgoing Editor in Chief also write a farewell post of sorts. My tenure on Bwog’s editorial board for the past year and as Editor in Chief for the past semester (and the summer, I […]
Some spaces on Columbia’s campus are liminal. Some are profane. Some invite a Bwog post by a Barnard writer literally every day. But a few spaces are just downright cursed. This writer, currently nearing the end of her most recent all-nighter on the eighth floor of Butler, believes this space belongs in that third category. […]
I have sat in the green chairs that are on the second floor of the Milstein Center and which you were probably saving for someone who actually attends Barnard Forgive me they were magnificent so plush and so cozy (also i ate ur plums too lmao) William Columbia Williams by Unknown
By Sarah Braner on Oct 16, 2018 0 Comments
Staff writer Sarah Braner unveils the reason behind the ungodly sluggishness of the Barnard Hall elevators. Many of us have had a class in Barnard Hall. However, if you have had a class on the third floor or above, you are probably aware of the elevator situation: They’re slow. Really slow. Well, there’s a reason the […]
Lerner-Unicorn Temporal Binary Observed By Anonymous Tipster
By Youngweon Lee on Sep 13, 2018 0 Comments
Youngweon Lee, Editor in Chief of Bwog, spends a lot of time on Twitter. So does Hamilton Deli, her to-go spot for delicious hot sandwiches located on 115th and Amsterdam. This may or may not be a “literary” analysis. You can decide. In case you didn’t know, Hamilton Deli has a Twitter (@HamiltonDeli). In addition […]
By Lucy Danger on May 02, 2018 2 Comments
It’s been weeks – maybe even months. I still remember the first time I saw you. It was in early fall. I hadn’t eaten at Hewitt since NSOP (I, a bright-eyed young first-year, was still exploring everything Columbia Dining has to offer) and I didn’t miss it. It was still warm out; I was sitting […]
This is not a drill. Tom’s Diner takes cards now. We are not kidding. Betsy’s friend is paying with a debit card right now. Idris has been paying with card since a few weeks ago. First Koronet’s, and now Tom’s. Will Hungarian be next?
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