Columbia finals ended over two weeks ago (18 days ago to be exact), but many of us still don’t have our final grades. Despite New Years signaling a new start, the past still has still
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It’s been an eventful semester, so to help you remember all the ups and downs of the last few months, we’ve put together a recap of the most important stories, scandals, and shitposts. Enjoy, and
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At this point, I feel like Barnard Reslife is in a constant war with the Barnard students over working laundry machines, habitable temperatures, and literally anything you would expect from a dorm. But the absolute
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This Senior Wisdom goes to Amy Liu, writer extraordinaire and avid athlete.
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This Senior Wisdom goes to Julia Arredondo, Orgo Night hall-of-famer and lover of democracy.
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Bwogline: The Oregon Zoo has confirmed that Eddie the sea otter has died before his 21st birthday. Eddie gained a global fanbase in 2013 when a video of him slam-dunking a toy basketball through a
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If you need to cite us: Lee, Youngweon. “Amir’s Closes At Least Temporarily.” Bwog, Blue and White Publishing Inc, 17 Dec. 2018, bwog.com/2018/12/amirs-closes-at-least-temporarily.
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Inspired by Zack Abrams’ diatribe on chairs last year, internal Editor Zoe Sottile takes on another Columbia design flaw: the dining halls.
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Our Senior Wisdom of the day goes to Becky Novik, who tells us where to live, how to spend our time, and whether or not seminars with one-word names are worth the risk.
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Bwogline: Trump announced yesterday that he plans to completely withdraw U.S. armed forces from Syria. The decision appeared abrupt to many of the parties involved, including top U.S. military advisors and foreign countries who had
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Columbia University hides behind the pretense of giving a voice to the voiceless. Yet, while all you students cram for finals, screaming in front of Butler and snapchatting your late-night coffee runs, I lie lonely
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Today’s Senior Wisdom goes to Janel Comeau, the only TC student cool enough to be featured on Bwog. Read on for advice, cryptic warnings, and more. Name, School, Major, Hometown: Janel Comeau, Teachers College, MA
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Internal editor Zoe Sottile is hoping to get something special in her stocking this year… looking at you, PrezBo. According to the Chronicle of Higher Education, in 2016, our beloved and mysterious Prezbo made a
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Shannon Galiotto is next up on our Senior Wisdom series, here to talk pizza rolls, dance some salsa, and show off her Halloween #lewk. Name, School, Major, Hometown: Shannon Galiotto, Barnard College, Mathematics and Computer
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It’s probably been a hot minute since you did your laundry. Maybe less a hot minute, and more of a hot year. Yes, finals season is almost over, but you’re down to your last pair of
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THIS POST IS IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE PRIMAL SCREAM IS TONIGHT AT MIDNIGHT I.E. IN 12 MINUTES!! IT’S OUTSIDE OF BUTLER BUT ALSO EVERYWHERE!! SCREAM A PRIMAL SCREAM WHEREVER YOU ARE STANDING!! AHHHH!!!! LET OUT THE STRESS OF FINALS AND JUST SCREAM!!!! SCREAM VIA BWOG ARCHIVES
My sweet angel Jenny has already written a goodbye post for the old board, but it only seems fitting that the outgoing Editor in Chief also write a farewell post of sorts. My tenure on Bwog’s editorial board for the past year and as Editor in Chief for the past semester (and the summer, I […]
Some spaces on Columbia’s campus are liminal. Some are profane. Some invite a Bwog post by a Barnard writer literally every day. But a few spaces are just downright cursed. This writer, currently nearing the end of her most recent all-nighter on the eighth floor of Butler, believes this space belongs in that third category. […]
I have sat in the green chairs that are on the second floor of the Milstein Center and which you were probably saving for someone who actually attends Barnard Forgive me they were magnificent so plush and so cozy (also i ate ur plums too lmao) William Columbia Williams by Unknown
By Sarah Braner on Oct 16, 2018 
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Staff writer Sarah Braner unveils the reason behind the ungodly sluggishness of the Barnard Hall elevators. Many of us have had a class in Barnard Hall. However, if you have had a class on the third floor or above, you are probably aware of the elevator situation: They’re slow. Really slow. Well, there’s a reason the […]
Lerner-Unicorn Temporal Binary Observed By Anonymous Tipster
By Youngweon Lee on Sep 13, 2018 0 Comments
Youngweon Lee, Editor in Chief of Bwog, spends a lot of time on Twitter. So does Hamilton Deli, her to-go spot for delicious hot sandwiches located on 115th and Amsterdam. This may or may not be a “literary” analysis. You can decide. In case you didn’t know, Hamilton Deli has a Twitter (@HamiltonDeli). In addition […]
By Lucy Danger on May 02, 2018 2 Comments
It’s been weeks – maybe even months. I still remember the first time I saw you. It was in early fall. I hadn’t eaten at Hewitt since NSOP (I, a bright-eyed young first-year, was still exploring everything Columbia Dining has to offer) and I didn’t miss it. It was still warm out; I was sitting […]
This is not a drill. Tom’s Diner takes cards now. We are not kidding. Betsy’s friend is paying with a debit card right now. Idris has been paying with card since a few weeks ago. First Koronet’s, and now Tom’s. Will Hungarian be next?
A late night diary entry. A stream of consciousness musing at 5 am. Dear Bwog, It’s been another long week and a short weekend. Saturday’s gone, and Sunday’s sunrise is near us. I meant to go to bed a lot earlier tonight, but that didn’t happen. I slept 14 hours last Saturday; I wish I could […]
Hewitt’s B rating is just a way to hide from the CC boys that they have better scrambled eggs than John Jay and better avocado toasts (on Tuesdays) than Ferris. That is all. Hewitt’s secret via Bwog Archives
He would probably stop eating Deantini. He also would fit in his Audi. PrezBo via Bwog Archives
He would probably eat Deantini. He also wouldn’t fit in his Audi. PrezBo via Bwog Archives
By Youngweon Lee on Oct 29, 2017 0 Comments
Commas and periods always go inside double quotation marks in American English except in the case of a parenthetical citation. Columbia University is in the United States of America. But what is this? A comma outside of a quotation mark? Shall we take another look? You can find this here. Even though I linked four different […]
People care about public spaces, and maybe nowhere as much as in New York. Columbia’s most prominent public space, and definitely its most photographed, is the Low Steps. Where other universities might have wide open spaces and vast lawns, Columbia students perch, like the characters of Gossip Girl on the steps of the Met, on a cold stone […]
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