For all you Bwogomaniacs out there, a recap of our launch party, by the numbers, at least as Bwog remembers them:

ONE life-size cut-out of Jeffrey Sachs, Columbia’s sexiest sustainable developer.

TWO strains of mono.

THREE ungraceful moments of, how shall we say, upchuck?

SEVERAL socially awkward moments with that guy from Gawker.

HUNDREDS of terribly attractive people.

TWENTY EIGHT pretty pink and red balloons.

ELEVEN virginities preserved, much to their chagrin.

ONE legend in her own time, Bwog.

Thanks, all.