Bwog’s Week in Review: Mustaches, Sex, and Vampires
–Jeffrey Sachs and Gawker partied hard with Bwoggers. Grandpa Munster couldn’t make it. Well, even without his help, we may get some action, and from a sweet-smelling gentile, no less!
-Do you remember that huge fockin’ blizzard? We forgot until we saw a giant phallus in the snow. Seriously. God knows how this traumatized impressionable, star-shaped children.
-If you’re ever locked in Carman, you can always watch homo-erotic Star Trek montages.
–Fascism and attractive, fourth tier celebrities are integral to Columbia life. Third-tier, mustachioed celebrities are a bit out of our league.
-Butler librarians are definitively sexy. And if CLIO can’t help us find the clitoris, Gothamist appears more than willing.