CU Snacks is kind of like that spaghetti pot they sell on TV with the drainer built into the lid: it’s a good idea but it solves a problem you never really had. Plus you’re pretty sure only White trash orders it.

Don’t believe us? Fresh baked cookies delivered to the West End. Kind of makes sense… until it doesn’t.

From CU Snacks’ (bi-)weekly email:

Also new this week; Snacks @ the ‘Stend. No one likes to put the
party on hold because of hunger, neither do we. Now you can get
delicious snacks like Smucker’s Uncrustables PB&J, Ben and Jerry’s
ice cream, fresh baked cookies, and 5 cheese grilled cheese
sandwiches delivered to you at The West End. Just deposit munch
money before you go out, then call 212-853-FOOD from The West End,
and we’ll deliver. It’s the most convenient way to snack at a