Bwog is proud to bring you gossip from abroad – because everything is funnier when it’s not American.

Overheard in a Edinburgh University library cafe:

Girl 1: So yeah, I’m impervious to water.

Girl 2: You’re what?

Girl 1: Impervious. To. Water.

Girl 2: So you can’t get wet..?

Girl 1: Oh no, I can get wet, it just doesn’t destroy me.

Girl 2: …You’re a fucking idiot.

(Bwog thanks reader Nina Bell for the sharp ears)