Kwame Spearman on—yes, you guessed it—Kwame Spearman. And figure skating!

Illegal immigrants have more rights than grad students.

Lee C. does a song and dance all the way to Harlem. Then trips.

While evaluations force professors and various other advisers to curb rudeness and inefficiency, [financial aid] advisers can get away with behavior that would otherwise not be tolerated.
Wait—are you talking about the four professors who actually read their evaluations?

Catch ya on the flip-side, Larry.