It turns out that high school kids aren’t the only ones who have infiltrated the once sanctified realm of Facebook. Professors may not be able to work projectors, but they can post mildly amusing Facebook profiles!

Samuel Moyn, History.
-Political Views: Apathetic.
-Job: Foot soldier at Columbia University.
-Job Title: Assistant Professor.
-Description: I teach college.
-Groups: Gryffindor.

Nicholas Christie-Blick, Earth & Environmental Sciences.
-About me: Rock Star, sedentary geologist.

Brian Gibney, Chemistry.
-Koala lover (pictured).
-Groups: Wing Attack Plan R.

Jack McGourty, Chemical Engineering.
-No friends.
-Groups: Screw Spec, Save Jack.