In the spirit of wedding crashers, lonely and ambitous men from the B-School have started crashing SIPA parties–“where the wine flows and the women are beautiful” in an attempt to escape the few and relatively ugly girls of their own school. But wouldn’t these business folks have a tough time handling the liberal ladies of SIPA? The guys in suits chatting outside Uris may have found some middle ground. “Women empowment? I’ll go down on a girl. Is that doing my share?”

As you recall, Business School is a load of cock.

–Asa Merritt