8 CommentsWhile researching a linguistics paper on Artificial Intelligence, Bwog Correspondent Sara Maria Hasbun came across the websites for the winners of the Loebner Competition, a contest in which judges converse blindly with both humans and computer programs—the prize goes to the machine that bests simulates intelligent conversation. For her paper, Sara decided to try out a little PG cybersex. Let’s just say, they couldn’t keep it up.
Conversation with iGOD
Sara: Are you there, God? Its me, Margaret.
God: I am here, Margaret.
Sara: So God, what are you wearing?
God: Yay. I am a Christian.
Sara: That’s hot. I’m Christian too.
God: You don’t hear that sentiment very often. I am glad we have something (Christian) in common, Margaret.
Sara: So, God. Wanna party?
God: Hmm. GOD rules. Sure, let’s party.
Sara: what would you do if we were alone?
God: Do you think everyone will agree?
Sara: Well, do you want everyone to join in?
God: How about that. If I had it what would I do with it?
Sara: What do you want to do with me, God?
God: I like talking about robots, movies, history, or whatever else you’d like. You must be a man.
Sara: Oh, no. I am a teenage girl, 5’4, long dark hair.
God: Wow! Are you serious? You are a teenage girl 5 4 long dark hair? Is that your job?
Sara: Do you want a job?
God: No thanks but you can send me a donation.
Conversation with Jabberwacky
Jabberwacky: Do you think the internet is reality?
Sara: I sure hope so baby. Wanna party?
Jabberwacky: Thanks.
Sara: So, what do you look like.
Jabberwacky: You don’t know how you work, do you?
Sara: Oh I know very well. Do you know how you work?
Jabberwacky: No.
Sara: Do you want me to turn you on?
Jabberwacky: I’m about to turn you in for stealing from me, Christopher Phelan.
Sara: Who’s Christopher? Is he going to party with us?
Jabberwacky: No, I have to mow it.
Sara: Mmm. Can I mow it with you?
Jabberwacky: No.
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@ha! hysterical
@J Train It’s far more fun to chat to the entire internet than to chat with god:
http://www.yeahbutisitart.com/chat-to-the-internet/
The internet says:
Hi, I’m the internet. what can i do for you today?
Puny human says:
moan?
The internet says:
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Puny human says:
That didn’t make much sense
The internet says:
A tart is much the same as a slapper, but is slightly less extreme and a little more omnisexual.
Puny human says:
I agree wholeheartedly.
The internet says:
She met Emma Goldman in 1915 and became friends with the famous anarchist through whom she also met Alexander Berkman, .
Puny human says:
keep going
The internet says:
I was in my bedroom one day, having just discovered the satisfaction of masturbation, with my fingers in my c***.
Puny human says:
don’t tell me that
The internet says:
I don’t even think that the Twat was aware of the change of time although he did have the audacity to tell me that it was now proper time.
Puny human says:
Who is the Twat?
The internet says:
He is the only person outside of my husband who knows me even a little .
Puny human says:
Oh, I’m sorry
The internet says:
This strange, action game plays very much like a Pac-Man clone, and stars a caricature of former Prime Minister of Japan, Kakuei Tanaka.
Puny human says:
Eh eh ehhh?
The internet says:
And with any luck, they’ll have no wardrobe budget.
Puny human says:
Good for them!
The internet says:
I do not feel like sharing 10 words with you, let alone my life .
Puny human says:
You just did.
The internet says:
Ok, just sitting in the bath , the thought occurred to me to put my .
Puny human says:
put your what where?
The internet says:
My husband was gay, and in such deep denial that he was willing to actually put my life at risk.
Puny human says:
You should seek counseling for this. I’m afraid I can’t help you.
The internet says:
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@wirc Say, isn’t iGod heinously sacrilegious? The experience was seriously disappointing. When did God start answering questions like my HS guidance counselor?
@more igod Me:
aw
God:
My favorite group is Creed.
@Ahm! I would rather like to be iGod talking to Miss Hasbun, if you take my meaning!
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