Apparently, Columbia thinks that we’re getting a little fat. The ice cream case in Uris Deli, stocked full of neatly-stacked, attractive-looking Häagen-Dazs, Nestle Crunch and various other tempting frozen novelties that are begging to be eaten, is locked. Because we didn’t really need it anyway.

In other food news, Bwog overheard someone in the burger line on Low Plaza say that the free food, sponsored by the Engineering Student Council, was offered in conjunction with an event called… you guessed it… “SEAS the Day.” And you thought engineers couldn’t come up with good puns.