Because you forgot the accent rug
Written by Bwog Staff
First years know this, but you upperclassmen might as well come
along for the ride: Bed Bath and Beyond is offering a 10% discount for all Columbia students today (Monday) with I.D. from 9 AM to 10 PM. They’re even shepherding you to the store with a free shuttle! Looks like it’s time to get that paper shredder you’ve always wanted.
But a word to the wise: B3 is not also altogether benevolent. One former stock boy says that the megastore already marks up its wares by 50%, and mocks the offer of a paltry discount. “Damn that accursed store,” our tipster seeths. “There was something about serving customers who were willing to pay $10 for a gourmet ice cube tray, which irritated me. For the first few weeks of work I’d develop horrible headaches to the point of becoming disoriented. I quickly found out that the source of my headaches was none other than the giant room of overpriced Yankee candles.”
As far as Bwog can tell, there’s no catch to your enjoyment of their interior decorating recommendations.