Could it be? Spike Lee?
Written by Bwog Staff
As always, Bwog feels compelled to do its part in propagating the scandalous rumor of the week. According to IvyLeak, everyone’s favorite director of racialized films, Spike Lee, is taking a humanities class at Columbia. The grapevine reports he’s in Hamilton from 6:10-8:00 Tuesdays and Thursdays. Bwog assumes he’s taking lit hum, brushing up on his dead white men, and therefore speculates he may be with G. Gajula (an un-Culpable prof) in section 55, room 607. So we may have pushed your pawn into the conservatory and handed you the lead pipe, but please, don’t do it. He doesn’t need to be stalked by you. He may be at CU, but he’s still too cool for school.