The sun is still shining, clubs are still planning, and professors can’t tell yet if you’re not doing the reading. Store up these days, my children, and revel in the trivial.

chowdah– Students march for brassieres, scientific denial, and randomness

– Librarians are amazing! Especially if you meet in a cozy spot outside Butler, with some bureaucratic shuffling to keep you warm.

– Duplicate Flaxmans? Scary, but not as much as exploding snack foods, and the fuzz.

Salve for the ascetic’s soul, fodder for those with more energy than cash, and a little help for those who can’t do it on their own.