Overheard earlier in the lobby of Schapiro, as a concerned mother makes a sincere effort to navigate the guest sign-in book. 

Concerned Mother: This doesn’t make any sense. This is three and this is eleven. Why am I signing ten o’clock after this?

Security guard 1: No this is fine.

Concerned Mother: But this makes no sense, none of the times are in order.

Security guard 2: Yes they are look….uhhh….


At which point, his powers seemed to fail.