‘Primordial Ooze’ Blessed by Church, and Reindeer; Bwog, However, Wants to Know Where Bwog Can Buy Its Very Own Screeching Piglet
University Administrators, Luminaries, Quip, Joke, Tease Their Way into Trustee Pocketbooks
“It’s Easy to Blame That Man-Slut For Fucking You Over”
Columbia Lends Hand to Estonia, Spec Opinion Hopes Estonia Will Lend Hand Back. Soviet Union No Longer in Tact
And in Sports, Aggressive Defense is the Only Way to Win, But if Only It Wasn’t for That Stagnant Offense!
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