That’s Right, an O’Reilly Drinking Game
Written by Bwog Staff
Ok. Bwog wants desperately to elevate the conversation about the Minutemen Mania– and we hope you’ve gotten that impression from our coverage thus far. But sometimes, bwgossip bears such delicious and tempting fruit, that we just can’t help eating from the Tree. We hope new viewers to the site don’t call us terrorists for posting this, but…
A worthy Bwog fan sent us a drinking game, to enliven your Friday night in front of the tube watching Fox News.
Drink every time O’Reilly mentions his book “Culture Warrior,” “far left loonies.””SPs”, or the “no spin zone.”
Drink every time someone starts a comment with “Let me interrupt you there,” “You’re missing the point,” “Well,” or “Ok, but.”
Drink every time Columbia is accused of being “Ivory Tower,”far left” or “out of control.”
Drink every time someone inappropriately references the Nazis, the fascists, the terrorists, “a million Mogadishus,” or the President of Iran.
Drink every time Avi flails, stutters, winces, gesticulates, pantomimes, or mumbles.
Drink every time Avi stops a given sentence and starts over. Drink again if O’Reilly doesn’t interrupt him.
And finish your drink if anyone mentions Mark Foley, a loofah, or Nicholas Murray Butler.